Do you rule the roost or are you under the thumb? Does your woman carefully iron your trousers and wait patiently for your return in the small hours of the night? Or when your friends are in the pub is your woman demanding that you come back to do the housework?

If you want to know where you stand - or cower for that matter - in the relationship stakes, take a few minutes to answer our searching questions. To make it all nice and equal, there are ten questions for you and ten questions for your girlfriend. So enter either the ladies or the gents and discover the awful truth:
Words by Flic Louise Everett
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